Thursday, 25 February 2010

The union for Borax at the plant in California was just on the news today as they have been locked out since January, because they reused to work for a contract and the owners had to close, because they could not keep paying union pay with the current health requirements of the new administrations universal health care plans and keep their own families from starving as well.

Well I'm no Marlon Brando, "On the Water Front," but thank the Lord the Union of Stater Brothers sent a "Rubber Duck Convoy," to the "Tail Gate Party," to help their fellow union boy's in blue from going to the poor house with the gray old boy's of Borax...

As a local theater here where I live was saved from a fire by the local hero fire fighters I heard from one gentlemen that they hoped to re-open as soon as they removed the smoke damage from the fire as they waited for the insurance company to get an " Ozone Remover," at which time I replied " Why don't you let me help as I had just bought a box of 20 mule team Borax which is good for removing odor's like BO, hard water, dishes, diapers, and even cleaning toilets ,etc.,....

Well that was another BS comment I received today, but at least I was thinking of those locked employees as well as the owners and the unions who wouldn't have to lock out our working families if we all just bought American like Fords, Chevy's, and Borax instead of the imports like Toyota's in the first place ?

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Topics: Union, cleaning

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