BA Strike - Willie Walsh Wont Wash his Willy

Funny story written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Monday, 14 December 2009

image for BA Strike - Willie Walsh Wont Wash his Willy

(Defecated News) Union reps yesterday confirmed that all BA cabin staff registered with the union the LUC (Lazy Ungrateful Cunts) would stage a twelve day strike.

In a shocking turn of events, BA Chief Executive Willie Walsh released a press statement moments ago:

"As Chief Exec of British Airways, I feel it is in my duty to respond to the strike appropriately and effectively. AS a result I too shall be on strike, and will do so by refusing to wash my undercarriage for twelve weeks."

The move, which many in the industry have described as 'brave' and 'Churchillian', could result in Terminal 5 ending up smelling of crusty cheese, thereby forcing workers to return.

Unions have described the counter move as 'disappointing and cynical'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more