(Defecated News) Union reps yesterday confirmed that all BA cabin staff registered with the union the LUC (Lazy Ungrateful Cunts) would stage a twelve day strike.
In a shocking turn of events, BA Chief Executive Willie Walsh released a press statement moments ago:
"As Chief Exec of British Airways, I feel it is in my duty to respond to the strike appropriately and effectively. AS a result I too shall be on strike, and will do so by refusing to wash my undercarriage for twelve weeks."
The move, which many in the industry have described as 'brave' and 'Churchillian', could result in Terminal 5 ending up smelling of crusty cheese, thereby forcing workers to return.
Unions have described the counter move as 'disappointing and cynical'
