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Funny story: New York Woman Sees Every Reason to Trust Facebook's New Currency System

New York Woman Sees Every Reason to Trust Facebook's New Currency System

Angela Maddock of New York City was intrigued when she heard about the new global currency recently announced by Facebook, which the company has been developing in secret over the past year. "I've never once had the Facebook site go down, whereas...

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Funny story: Ethnic Minority Figure Needs To Be On New £50 Note, Say Ethnic Minority Figures

Ethnic Minority Figure Needs To Be On New £50 Note, Say Ethnic Minority Figures

More than 200 people have signed a letter published in today's Sunday Times, saying that a figure from the 'black and ethnic minority community' should feature on the new £50 note. Last month, the Bank of England asked the public to nominate a Bri...

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Funny story: Vietnamese currency rockets - the dong is up

Vietnamese currency rockets - the dong is up

For years it has been an underdeveloped backwater of south-east Asia, best known throughout much of the world for its devastating war against the US. Nevertheless, Vietnam is very much an up and coming country, particularly in an economic sense. Neve...

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Funny story: Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...

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Funny story: Well-Hung Rumours Pounded Down Currency Market

Well-Hung Rumours Pounded Down Currency Market

The value of the pound has slipped after Back and to the Left news declared the possibility of a "hung Parliament". In our defence we never said there was going to be a "hung Parliament" we said "we should hang all of Parliament". There's a definite...

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Funny story: Why the UK has opted for plastic cash

Why the UK has opted for plastic cash

Teresa May has revealed why she asked Mark Carney, the current governor of the Bank of England, to make all future British Currency out of plastic. "We feel," said May, "that these new notes showcase the British Currency perfectly." The initial...

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Funny story: Canada Starts National Cuss-Jar To Stop Saying, "Eh!"

Canada Starts National Cuss-Jar To Stop Saying, "Eh!"

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada (The Country North of here. (North being the big "N" on your phone when you hit the compass setting thingy.)) - Canada's Finance Ministers and Economists have unanimously agreed for years now that the number one barrier to gre...

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Funny story: Scottish Money Amnesty - Notes Can Be Exchanged At Banks from Tomorrow

Scottish Money Amnesty - Notes Can Be Exchanged At Banks from Tomorrow

Scottish £5 £10 and £50 notes no longer required after the failed Independence bid may be handed in or posted to banks for free exchange for real money, a spokesperson for the Exchequer said this morning. The notes, notoriously difficult to purch...

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Funny story: Putin mug appears on new Crimean thruppeny bit

Putin mug appears on new Crimean thruppeny bit

Chicken Kiev - Vlad the Dictator's image has appeared on Crimean coins commemorating his triumph in the 2014 Paralytic Games. The new decimal denomination sees the Russian Zloty replace the old Ukrainian Shekel in a move reflecting the annexation...

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Funny story: Greece votes to manufacture own Euros

Greece votes to manufacture own Euros

Athens - Greece has voted to print the Euro locally. According to our source, Mr. Pimpleonhishass, head of the Greek bank, the measure adopted will have Greece create money out of nothing. Greece will not return to the Drachma, but continue with the...

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Funny story: Waking up to reality in Iceland--they don't matter here

Waking up to reality in Iceland--they don't matter here

HARFOLD, Vt. - Although Iceland experienced two years ago the worst economic crash of any country in peacetime, Harfold residents are left asking the same questions: "Where is Iceland" and "Why is it so damn cold there?" A recent study conducted b...

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Funny story: Britons Not Pleased with New Note

Britons Not Pleased with New Note

Most Britons were agitated today as they learned that the Bank of England issued a new fifty-pound note. In the height of the worst recession in history the government decided that this would be a great idea to unify Britons and prepare for the 201...

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Funny story: US Tests Fish Currency Program

US Tests Fish Currency Program

Washington, DC - The United States has begun talks of eliminating the dollar bill and replacing it with fish in the case that the dollar coin, of which there are millions sitting in vaults, will not take off because no one wants to be bothered with c...

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Funny story: Berkshire-Hathaway Backs G7 Support of the Yen

Berkshire-Hathaway Backs G7 Support of the Yen

Following the declaration of financial support yesterday by G7 countries in the stabilization of the Japanese Yen, and a few celebratory top shelf margaritas to close out their press conference, U.K. and U.S. Finance Ministers were the first to reali...

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Funny story: Chancellor to abolish decimal currency

Chancellor to abolish decimal currency

Rumours are circulating the City that the Chancellor George Osbourne is about to announce the abolition of decimal currency and introduce a return to imperial coinage. Insiders at the Treasury have been hearing whispers of a 'Plan d' emanating fro...

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Funny story: Currency War, reports of first casualties.

Currency War, reports of first casualties.

Although still in its infancy, the escalating currency war is taking a turn for the not very nice at all, actually, according to some sources. Following on from George Soros, the richest man in the known universe, warning China to step off and get...

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Funny story: The American Union And The Amero

The American Union And The Amero

In Europe most people in countries in the EU have not realised the implications of the Lisbon Treaty as all rule will in the future come from Brussels and people are still oblivious to the fact that their countries Independence has been given away by...

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