SAN DIEGO, California - Rebbecca Lebête has been missing for about two months from her suburban home in San Diego. Her anthropological study of a troop of monkeys has turned serious.
Rebbecca noted that the chimps use their teeth to make a brush tipped stick to fish out termites to eat. Rebbecca believes that this has solved an ancient mystery, how chimps catch termites.
Rebbecca then solved another ancient mystery, why chimps eat termites. After tasting them, Rebbecca started using her teeth to form a brush tipped stick for herself.
After checking on Rebbecca two weeks later, she had solved most of the mysteries of the universe. She had also learned chimp and was not planning on returning to human civilization.
