Sir Stelios Halitosis, the gregarous Greek Cypriot who founded the EasyFly airline and is still its biggest shareholder has taken the captains seat once more.
Sir Stelios said he hoped to trim the operating costs of the budget airline by flying his aircraft on one engine.
Speaking from a Club 18/30 bar in his home town of Falaraki, surrounded by a bevy of chavs on holiday from Essex he said "Everyone knows we're a no frills airline, no grub, no luggage, no toilet paper and now just one engine.
"Its quite safe, I've seen it on you tube, taking off and landing with one engine in an emergency, so why cant we do it all the time, we'll save a shit load of fuel doing it this way."
