Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of the UK Economy? Only the Shadow Chancellor Knows!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 16 November 2008

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Osbourne drew a moustachio on the old girl and said that she'd soon be going for ten if not a fiver!

Never wish a thespian good luck, tell her to break a leg, get rid of the lisp and find herself a guy.Superstitions plague sport, theatre and politics, as some one might have wanted to warn shadow Tory Chancellor, George Osbourne.

Ozzy seems to have taken some suicide solution as he looked back in anger at the British pound's less than sterling performance and hazarded the hazardous guess than the pound would be more than a few ounces short by the time Brown's administration went down.

In a monetary feeding frenzy, Osbourne got bit everywhere by everybody till he took refuge in the Tower of London and begged for the Lord High Executioner.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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