Arms Runners Bush-Cheney Triple Weapons Sales to the Free World's Future Enemies!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

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Bush- Cheney now get their blood straight from the heart like the country song says!

US sold weapons are still being fired at Western Allies in Afghanistan. Left over from the arming of the Mujahideen and their leader Osama Bin Laden, America's feverish desire to arm the world has time and again come back to bite Uncle Sam in his skinny ole white ass.

This year, the US gun running government is putting every missile and fighter jet in the hands of every Arab enemy of Israel and the so called free world.

Since Bush-Cheney Oil World Inc has gotten out of the blood for oil business, economists have been watching for their next blood-thirsty investment. Chief Economist for Bush-Cheney world explained that the conglomerate board decided to cut out the middle east man of oil.

Why go out of your way to get blood from oil when you can sell weapons and get blood straight from the mainline!?

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