Written by Pointer

Thursday, 11 September 2008

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Abraham McCain and Sarah 's Presidential Ride!

The worst US administration ever just keeps adding to the disasters. Unsatisfied with a destroying Iraq, Afghanistan and New Orleans and leaving the country less secure than before 9-11, we now learn that the Bush Interior Dept has been up to their necks in oil and Gas company bribes.

These righteous Republican publican servants have had their noses full of a certain white powder at work and at play. As for the private parts of these publicans, workplace orgies have get them plenty busy gettin' Bizee!!

John McCain commented on yet another ethical collapse of his party that has ruled the country for 8 years with Christian religious propaganda by denouncing his party: "Republicans have ruined this country and now only a Republican can set it right. I've got the secret from the devastating forces and I alone with Sarah at my side can be the Abraham who leads us to the Promised Land!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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