If memorization is one of the qualifications for America's higher offices than sarah Palin passed the test. Actually since worst president ever GWB has set the presidential bar far below articulate, Ice Princess Palin's rote performance gets high points from young people and amnesiacs who never heard a real leader's eloquence.
Democrats and Good Time Charley Gibson immediately called for a drug test on the near automatom Palin after her re-education in the Karl Rove Laundromat for the Brain Camp. Sure enough the Ice Princess' blood was rich in Rove and other perverts' favorite date rape drug.
Dark Lord Rove in a rare moment of candor told the spoof.rarecandor that he loves Special K for its ability to make a real human into a malleable ball of putty:" That's the Sarah Palin robot that pretty much already robot America will vote for!"