Written by Pointer

Friday, 12 September 2008

image for Republicants Buy Good Time Charley Gibson to Break Ice Princess Sarah Palin's Cherry!
Good time Charley made sarah scream!

Republicant Dark Lord Rove had locked the Alaskan Ice Princess, Sarah Palin in his tower. there the education began. Rove the Henry Higgins of Repubspeak taught little Sarah the dialect of high Republicant speech and diction.

Princess Palin practiced day and night phrases like:

"The airstrikes in Afghanistan fall mainly on the terrorists"

" Poor people are people who deserve to be poor"

" Trickle down economics feeds the rich so the poor can eat their shit and die"

Finally the princess was deemed ready and Rove acquired for her virgin voyage in the strange iceless world Goodn time Charley Gibson to make sure that her deflowering would be gentle and relatively painless.But Gibson afraid that the newsboys would mock him as Rove's roverboy actually made love to sarah as a man...something she had obviously never experienced!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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