Vice presidential candidate Senator Sarah Palin found herself at the centre of a politicl storm today.
Animal rights activists were horrified to hear that she used moose in her hair on a daily basis.
"These animals have every right to exist and were not put on this planet to give body and bounce to peoples hair." said spokesman Tofu Quorn-Chickpea.
"We were horrified to discover that not only she kept several jars of moose in her bathroom but she also enjoyed chocolate moose as a dessert."
Sarah Palin tried to gloss over this story by talking about rottweilers and lipstick which only inflamed the activists even more, however Senator Obama's comment involving pigs wearing lipstick endeared him to Alabama farmers more used to marrying family members.
