Sexy Socks help Nerds get laid

Written by Oliver Guinness

Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Nerd Away socks can be worn with sandals

An enterprising geography teacher has designed a pair of socks that will help remove the nerd from the herd. As a bonus, they can be worn in bed without giving a girl the creeps.

The socks are printed with an image of bare feet and when worn with sandals give the nature boy appearance.

At the moment they are only available in "Hairy Caucasian" but plans are afoot to include "Gap Year Student" (Dirty toe-nails and henna tattoos), "Randy Lothario" (Deep orange tan on hairless legs) and "Scottish Tourist" (Bright white skin with blue veins).

A leading retailer has stated that they have been selling out as soon as they get stock in, with most purchasers buying them for a "Friend". Mmmm!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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