PennDOT wins Best Sounding DOT Award

Funny story written by rjway

Sunday, 9 March 2008

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The Pennsylvania Department of Transportation, also known as PennDOT, has been awarded the nation's 2008 Best Sounding DOT Award. Every state in the U.S. has a department of transportation and each shortens the name to the first sylable of the state plus DOT, such as CalDOT, MassDOT, NJDOT, etc.

Each year the American Department of Transportation(AmDOT) honors the state with the best ear-pleasing abbreviation. "We're really honored, our team works hard every year to make the PennDOT name roll off the tongue. We really take pride in this award," said Doug Stillman, PennDOT official.

This year's second place finisher was DelDOT, which has claimed this position seven times in the last ten years but has never won. PennDOT has now won the award ten times in the last forty years.

MaineDOT, the only state that uses its full name with DOT, finished third this year. Honorable mention went to MissDOT but officials never clarified whether Missouri or Mississippi was the recipient. UtDOT and HawDOT finished 49th and 50th respectively. "We'll bounce back next year," said Jim Flores, Hawaii's Department of Transportation director.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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