Written by queen mudder

Friday, 18 January 2008

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State astrologers say Brown will be dumped

Beijing - (Worse Ass Mess): Chinese officials gave UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown a tepid welcome today after state astrologers warned his pre-Year of the Rat visit bodes ill for a massive fraud he committed along with Tony Blair and George W Bush on the shareholders of the Hong Kong & Shanghai Banking Corporation (HSBC).

The 1998-2001 three year scam saw IRA harassers of Chinese UN Security Council permanent seat diplomats allowed to steal over $250 billion of industrial assets worldwide from managed portfolios at the former Hong Kong-based lender.

Brown has always assumed that "the Chinese don't mind" because nothing ever was said, officially.

But as he sat down in Beijing today with the Chinese equivalent of the Politburo the atmosphere was redolent with the stench of a snitched-up stitch-up.

Not for nothing did China lobby hard for the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

The secret deals forged pre the 9/11 atrocity of 2001 all depended on Brown being eventually thrown to the wolves despite a public facade of friendly realpolitik.

But now with the Beijing Olympics just months away the Chinese military dictatorship is read to rat on Gordon and his accomplices.

"Now it's only a matter of days," the Xinhua Agency reported today.

"Mr Brown will not survive Chinese New Year never mind the Olympics.

"We are confident British Military Coup d'Etat soon have Prime Monster behind bars.

"And Chinese honor restored after HSBC fraud fiasco."

Cherie Blair is under sedition.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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