Outraged bargain shoppers throughout the United States have joined together in a boycott of retail chain K-Mart, following a decision by the corporation's board of directors to change the name of the store to "KKK-Mart."
"Personally, I do not see what all the controversy is about", said CEO David Duke, himself a former grand wizard of the racist organization and member of the Louisiana state legislature. "We're not trying to cause trouble here, we just want to sell quality items at low prices."
In related news, K-Mart stock prices plummeted with news of the new name, to close at an all time record low of 47 cents per share!
Sal Manella
