CINCINNATI, Ohio - (Satire News) - The Wendy's fast food chain in an effort to try and be competitive has now added Mimosa Margaritas to their menu.
Corporate executives agreed that they are pretty much running neck and neck with Jack-in-the-Box, Dairy Queen, and Burger King, who are all trailing the burger giant McDonalds.
Wendy's will be selling 8-ounce Mimosa Margaritas for $5.98, but they will be limiting the consumption to only three per adult.
Meanwhile, The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper is reporting that top officials with Dairy Queen have caught wind of Wendy's new Mimosa Margaritas, and they have their scientific menu item creators working on developing an Avocado Margarita Blizzard. ■
