Town decides to ban other kinds of software on computer shops after banning Dota

Funny story written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby

Wednesday, 11 February 2015

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IGNORAN, CE (Acme World News) -- Few weeks ago, it has been reported that the town of Protacio, CE bans Dota in all computer shops in that area due to increasing crime rate.

Recently, this same town now bans other kinds of software, which is in fact, software that does not come pre-installed with the operating system.

According to the council, the reason for this new ban is to prevent the spread of propaganda.

"You want to create images, use Paint. You want to encode your thesis? Use Notepad. Without the two Pluses. You want games? We have Pinball and Solitaire," one representative added.

"At least the younger generation would enjoy soap operas that has weddings as endings," stated a resident who is around 79 years old.

"This is bullshit. We'll all kill ourselves. Literally. It is because only the rich can have what they want," stated a resident who is around 20 years old.

Internet rights advocates condemn this recent ban, and plans to lambast the town council's explicit activities if they continue with this new ban.

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