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Town decides to ban other kinds of software on computer shops after banning Dota

Funny story: Town decides to ban other kinds of software on computer shops after banning Dota

IGNORAN, CE (Acme World News) -- Few weeks ago, it has been reported that the town of Protacio, CE bans Dota in all computer shops in that area due to increasing crime rate. Recently, this same town now bans other kinds of software, which is in fa...

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"Software Dementia" Now Recognized By American Psychiatric Association

Funny story: "Software Dementia" Now Recognized By American Psychiatric Association

Arlington, VA - The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has officially recognized "Software Dementia" as a legitimate mental illness and, as such, recommends the condition be covered by health insurance providers and be included under the American...

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Covert "Girl Detector" Discovered In Windows Operating Systems

Funny story: Covert "Girl Detector" Discovered In Windows Operating Systems

Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation was on the defensive today after an independent software research group released its findings that Microsoft's Windows operating systems contain a hidden 'girl detector.' The existence of the girl detector confi...

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Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Funny story: Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Charter Industrial Applications issued a press release today apologizing for what it fears is a wave of internet hacking launched by what the U.S. Defense contractor is referring to as rogue autonomous software. "One of our bots stopped communicat...

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Larry Ellison / Oracle Taking over the Software World

Funny story: Larry Ellison / Oracle Taking over the Software World

While Oracle is in the final stages of consuming another competitor, critics of the move are concerned about the lack of federal involvement in what can be argued as monopolistic practice. "It's a technology survival battleground out there", says...

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Ideology Driven Software Studies Curricula Instituted

Funny story: Ideology Driven Software Studies Curricula Instituted

Washington DC: Gingrich Pelosi University (GPU) has instituted changes to their software (SW) development classes to be in conformance with prevailing political ideologies. As an example the basic software class, SW 101: Introduction to Software D...

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Irish Unveil 100% Bug Free Software System

Funny story: Irish Unveil 100% Bug Free Software System

In what has been hailed as a major breakthrough in Software Development, the Irish Eco Agency yesterday revealed details of a new state of the art IT system which is believed to be the first of its type to be delivered on time, on budget and totally...

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Fond du Lac man world's first

Funny story: Fond du Lac man world's first

FOND DU LAC, WISCONSIN -- A Fond du Lac man has been declared by the Guinness Book of World Records to be first to "read, understand and accept" all of the terms and conditions associated with an Internet software download.

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New software detects drawls

Funny story: New software detects drawls

An increasing number of businesses today rely on computer voice recognition for navigating their phone directories. First generation software products, unfortunately, could not decipher the language of many rural speakers.

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Thieves raking in on iPhone crack

Funny story: Thieves raking in on iPhone crack

A design flaw in the software of the sensational new iPhone is allowing criminals complete access to their handhelds. Victims are being billed by offshore companies while thieves steal whatever they want from the devices.

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Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

Funny story: Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Software entrepreneur and mega-billionaire, Bill Gates, apparently has been admired by a Seattle woman. Police were summoned to the Medina, WA estate of Mr. and Mrs. William Henry Gates III, last night at 1:41AM. Gates said he awoke...

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New computer operating system finally given a name

Funny story: New computer operating system finally given a name

It was announced today by the "insanely successful"(c) American based software company, Conngianulated Software(tm) or as it's more popularly known ConnSoft(tm) had finally decided on a name for it's next version of its "non monopolistic and open source" (tm) operating system...

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Siebel Ready For The Big Time

Funny story: Siebel Ready For The Big Time

In an exclusive interview granted to this reporter, Tom Siebel, shy and reclusive pint-sized chairman of Siebel Systems Inc, outlines his company’s history and hopes for the future. “We’re ready for the big time now” says Tom… The Customer Relationship Management software world was set alight recently by the news that Siebel 7.8 would soon be on general availability. This latest version o...

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President Bush announces new Fallujah war game "Fallujahstein"

Funny story: President Bush announces new Fallujah war game "Fallujahstein"

WASHINGTON - The new Washington, D.C. gaming website, WhiteHouseWarGames.gov, today announced the release of their first software war adventure, Fallujahstein, a multi-player online action shoot-'em-up game, and the first of many ti...

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id Software Drops Doom3 in Favor of "MMOG" Game

Funny story: id Software Drops Doom3 in Favor of "MMOG" Game

id software announced that Doom3 is no longer in production, and that the developmental team has shifted gears toward something more enlightening.

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Critical security flaw in software discovered.

Funny story: Critical security flaw in software discovered.

A security hole has been found in some software. The programmer said that they had just released a patch for old flaws, and didn't plan on releasing any more any time soon.

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Microsoft hit by record EU tantrum

Funny story: Microsoft hit by record EU tantrum

Software giant Microsoft must suffer the consequences of a European Commission hissy fit, it emerged today.

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Buy Micrappysoft ware and I'll sell you STAMPS?!?!

Okay, now Bill Gates has truly "gone where no one has gone before"... You see, after creating software that allows people to send us e-mail viruses (virii?), worms (personally I've always liked the "woims" pronunciation), and trojans (no relation to those fun condoms), he NOW wants to sell us postage. Hel-lo? Did I miss something there? Let me work through...

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