Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

Funny story written by Auntie Jean

Sunday, 3 August 2014

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Falklands Coup

The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected to stabilise the economy with an immediate FFF rating, up 56.7% from negative worth.

Toxicity in existing bundles has been offset by the allocation of beef to Falklanders in a one to one sheep exchange deal. The initial signs are that the marketplace is "bullish ". Rumours have been circulating of a takeover by the Falkland Islands since the last 3 year Argentinian Fiscal Bull Excremental report was submitted in May. The IMF have accepted a proposed nomenclature adjustment to the South American Country with a working group name of Argenitalia.

Fracking and mineral water rights have been in the private sector for some time and oil shares will be minimally affected.

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