New Unrecognizable Robot Models Will Be Released Into Public Soon

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Saturday, 5 April 2014

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A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics.

Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gore and Arnold Schwarzenegger models as they were the Tin Man on the Wizard of Oz.

"Of course, we can't tell you who they will appear to be or exactly how they will be introduced to regular people on the street, just like the other two. One thing though, these will not be actors and politicians."

An immediate search has gone out for robots Gore and Schwarzenegger so they can be brought in and reprogrammed into a trash bin or something useful.

Asked if the Think Tank group would know who the next two would be, Dr. Lindsay stated "No. We don't do any detail work. That's for other experts. We didn't even know about the other two except that some thought it might be Gore. If you noticed, he would make a few headlines and then disappear for awhile."

Another scientist stated that they had already finished their part and he looked for a release of the new two near the end of the year.

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