Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 28 December 2013

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The Red Lobster Corporation has agreed to make a political change.

ORLANDO, Florida - Red Lobster Spokeswoman Bree Hugginharpee has just informed the news media of a change that the seafood franchise Red Lobster has decided to make.

The company's board of directors decided that the company would keep the name Red Lobster in states that are primarily Republican (red States) and in states that are primarily Democrat (blue states) the name Red Lobster will be changed to Blue Lobster.

She stated that this innovative change is being made in order to cater to the majority of the individuals who live in a particular state.

Research studies conducted by Red Lobster showed that 97.6 percent of the American public is in favor of this politically motivated change.

She went on to note that the change will begin to take place during the first week of February.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Hugginharpee was asked what would happen in the event that a red state changes and becomes a blue state. She explained that the restaurant name would then be changed to reflect that change within 5 to 7 days.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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