McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 5 September 2013

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A McDonald's corporate executive eating one of the newly developed McSushiBurgers.

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest food franchise chain, McDonald's is experimenting with a new food item that it could be adding to its menu.

Corporate Spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta told National Focus Magazine that company executives are pleased with the development of the new McSushiBurger.

She said that the new burger will be test marketed in two Yuma, Arizona company restaurants.

Ms. Zabaletta did acknowledge that when the McSushiBurger was given to 617 employees at the home office, a total of 616 stated that they liked it.

The only employee who did not like the new food item was identified as Ramona F. Barkskeller, 47.

She admitted that she loved the taste but confessed that ever since she was three weeks old she has been allergic to squid, sardines, and sushi.

SIDENOTE. Ms. Zabaletta said that if all goes as planned with the Yuma customers the new McSushiBurger will be available at all 33,000 McDonald's outlets sometime around Thanksgiving.

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