1% of the 99% Bored, Leaves, Forms Occupy Occupy Wall Street

Funny story written by Shrave

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Fox and Friends heartthrob Gretchen Carlson had it correct when she said, "Looks like the Occupy Wall Street days are numbered."

Indeed, it seems Occupy Wall Street is facing some internal strife.

In what looks like to be a game changer, 1% of the 99% of America who hates the other 1% of America has seceded from the 99% of America and formed it's own 0.99% of America. The other 98.1% of America remains dumbfounded and the original bad 1% of America can be seen periodically laughing from their windows.

The new group's message is clear - more funding for math education.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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