Giles and Spoof - The "Truth"

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Thursday, 27 October 2011

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Giles Fraser tipped as new Archbishop of Canterbury

Giles Fraser, having read a satirical piece questioning his conduct has conceded that he should listen to satirists and return to the backbenches of the church where he can be ignored.

Boris Johnson declared he was sorry Canon Fraser 'was moving on' but he thought London 'was probably not the place for a rebel priest.'

Rumours abound that Fraser is in line to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury where he will continue the work of Thomas a Becket who irritated the Establishment a few years ago.

In an exclusive Tweet, Giles told me he had misjudged the situation and when he heard that force was to be used to move peaceful people expressing their honest opinions he thought the time had come for the Church to remember where it had come from.

The Stock Exchange wild with excitement with the prospect of the profits to be made from the latest Euro crisis is forgiving. 'The rioters can stay until Christmas' said one financier.

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