Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho Purchase the biggest jalapeno factory in the entire world
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) sa…
Read full storyCheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…
Read full storyLindsey’s head price is on sale
Senator Lindsey Graham has taken delivery of a suspicious package from the Russian Federation. Inside the package, a price label and instructions explicitly commanding the senator to affix the label onto his head, under the authority of none other th…
Read full storyCelebrity bodily fluids going going – raaaaaaaalph!
Love celebrities, dontcha? What would you do to own a piece of your fav star? Or rather, what part of your fav star would you like to own? Well, ever since Lady Gaga got puked on with green liquid — and blew the house down, raising the bar for oth…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news that America's "Lovebirds," Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Anson Mount, are set to star in the outrageously spoofy comedy film, "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bo…
Read full storyA man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils
An octogenarian man named Barsninio Barkweather, 88, living in Poughkeepsie, New York is suing the Happy Times 16 Theater Complex located inPoughkeepsie. According to Barkweather's attorney, Della Frumpwax, he was sitting in Theater #13, eating po…
Read full storyWhataburger reveals the winner of their $1 million WhataWine contest
The Whataburger corporation has just announced the winner of their $1 Million WhataWine Contest. The contest was open to any Whataburger customer who purchased even a simple order of WhataFries. A spokesperson for the "Big Orange W," noted that…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle's skimpy designer banana peel bikini swimsut is outselling, Britney's, Kim's, J.Lo's, and Taylor's
The World of Wacky Swimwear Weekly reports that the brand new Kimberly Guilfoyle Designer Banana Peel Swimsuit is outselling the swimwear of four of the most popular celebrities in America. The Bananarama Polling Agency reports that retail outlets…
Read full storyThe NCAA's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in China
Well it is no secret that the Chinese people love watching basketball. Next to the National Rik Shaw Races, which are held in November, this year's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in the entire republic of China. In fact China…
Read full storyTrump has just been named to sit on the board of directors of The Proud Boys
In a move that has surprised even most of the die-hard Trump supporters, GOP Picky Magazine reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been named to sit on the Proud Boys board of directors. The magazine noted that Trump had asked one of…
Read full storyMcDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success
(SPOOF NEWS) - The American Food News Agency is reporting that the recently added McDonalds food item, the McWild Boar Baby Back Ribs are a tremendous success. Sales of the new item, are just a little below their famous Big Mac burger. Mickey D…
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