Middle schoolers bind and whip principal following classroom visit by dominatrix
Leona Abernathy, principal of Belfry Middle School in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, was determined to allow her students the opportunity to experience Nature without boundaries. Most of the students were farm kids, and had observed farm animals doing t…
Read full storyKing Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez' therapy sessions were a success
J.Lo says that her recent sex therapy sessions with noted sex therapist Dr. Fanny Cumterelli (at a cost of $62,500), have worked damn good, as she now can have passion-filled intimacy without guilt. Her hubby Ben Affleck, says that Jenny on the Bl…
Read full storyCabo San Lucas has the prettiest and sexiest girls south of the border
Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the tourist town of Cabo San Lucas, has the distinction of having the sexiest, smartest, and the prettiest women south of the border. The mayor of Cabo, Timothy "The Stud" Cerveceria, who became a milliona…
Read full storyReality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?
If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward…
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