The sales of Kate Gosselin's bikini panties are going through the roof
Kate Gosselin and her boyfriend Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler are both thrilled at the fact that the "Queen of Reality TV" is seeing her new edible panties sell like pancakes at IHOP. Gosselin who is 48, but doesn't look a day over 27, says she ha…
Read full storyDonald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock
Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb has just broken the story that finally after denying it for 40 years, the adult with the baby hands and fingers (that be Trump) has finally grown some gonads (onions, balls) and admitted that yes, a gorgeously s…
Read full storyFolks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza
The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…
Read full storyMillions of tons from a mudslide that hit Portugal are now in Spain
In what Portuguese authorities are calling the "Abuela (Grandmother) of All Mudslides," reports are that millions of tons of Portuguese mud are not in Spain. Spanish authorities report that the mudslide caused widespread destruction throughout the…
Read full storyAn earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry
A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…
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