Is Donald Trump not guilty?
The FBI found over two hundred boxes of Top Secret government documents at Mar-a-Lago stashed away and piled up in a bathroom, on a ballroom stage, office floor, all documented as evidenced in photographs. Still, the guy pleads, Not Guilty? Donal…
Read full storyA tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop
Word coming out of Brazil is that a huge volcanic eruption has caused extensive damage to the South American country. Boom Boom News (Brazil) reports that Mt. Santa Claustina, erupted with the force of 852 Hiroshima atomic bombs. The boom could…
Read full storyA powerful EF-5 tornado in Wisconsin picks up a herd of dairy cows and drops them down over 400 yards from the pasture
An extremely powerful EF-5 tornado hit the small farming community of Cheese Omelette, Wisconsin at 7:37 am Farmer Oland Briarmeister, who owns one of the biggest dairy farms in the county, said that he was out on his tractor when he saw the torn…
Read full storyEric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell
Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way…
Read full storyMcDonalds denies that they are importing French Fries from China
McDonalds wants to dispel the rumor about them importing French fries from China. Sources suggest the rumor could have started from a source within the Wendy's franchise. McDonalds wants it known that they only use the finest potatoes grown in…
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