Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman - but only once
In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching for the stars, she dared to ask the towering Khloe Kardashian about a peculiar rumor circulating in the celebrity cosmos – was she really dating a hitma…
Read full storyAmerica's top female spy, Lady Chatterley, is a mistress of disguises
President Biden recently commented at a dinner in honor of America's number 1 spy, code name: Lady Chatterley, that he wishes the US had half a dozen female spies, as talented, as gorgeous, and as sexy as LC. She has dated Russian President Vladim…
Read full storyA top Al-Qaeda spy is arrested watching the Yankees and the Astros at Yankee Stadium
One of Al-Qaeda's leading spies, Hanji Mir Azis was recently arrested as he sat in Yankee Stadium watching a game between the Yanks and the world champion Houston Astros. Mir Azis is considered to be one of the world's most prolific spies, who has…
Read full storyThe WNBA names Britney Spears Sports Bra the best in the business
The Sports Bet Gazette has just revealed that the new Britney Spears Sports Bra has just been named "The Best Sports Bra in The Sports World" by the Women's National Basketball Association. Kia Nurse with the Seattle Storm stated that she has has…
Read full storyMadonna aka 'The Material Grandmother' admits that her voice has left the building
The Daily Dirt is reporting that Madonna the 'has been' singer recently told reporter Stormy Coin that she can no longer hit the high notes so she is going to have to hang up her microphone. Madonna whose real name is Madonna Louise Pepperonia Cic…
Read full storyThe stand up comedian who invented the 'Punch Line' turns 99
BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that Paul "The Ragin' Cajun" Punch has just celebrated his 99th birthday. Punch, who was a stand up comedian, is credited with having invented the comical routine 'Punch Line." The "Ragin Cajun" at one tim…
Read full storyTaylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills
There is no one in the entire United States who makes more TV commercials than Taylor Swift. Tay-Tay has sung country, pop, blues, gospel, and even recorded a hip hop album with noted rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke. And now The News Now News Agency is…
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