Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage
According to the Vox Populi News Agency, avocado wedding cakes are now the most popular wedding cakes in the state of California. The delicious avocado marital cakes are the brainchild of Burbank baker Shilo "Sugar" Coronado, who has been baking w…
Read full story“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
A strange new law is soon to come to America, which still insists that it has a separation of church and state. Politicians, police, judges and other people in elevated places of power and prestige – those who control the lives and freedoms of oth…
Read full storyFights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight
We’ve all seen Twitter and all it has to offer. Since Elon took over there are more ads from bizarre companies than ever. What a capitalist age we live in. But no, I’m not talking about that. Nor about all the Go Fund Me or Only Fans Twitter Hos.
Read full storyThe new Anson Mount 'Hell On Wheels' condoms are flying off the shelves
Reports filtering out of Madison Avenue are that the new "Hell On Wheels" Condoms, which were designed with Anson Mount (aka a rugged man) in mind are selling like beer at a New York City sports bar. The new condoms were designed to be 100% effect…
Read full storyCharles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!
One of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, Charles Barkley, has said that he supports the LGBTQ community. He noted that he knows several members of extremists groups who are closet gaylords and lesbionics. He then commented that…
Read full storyThe NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky
The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that members are leaving the NRA like gazelles running from a pack of hungry lions. A rep of the reputable polling agency said that the members are tired of the verbal abuse that they have been receiving from…
Read full storySales of the Tesla Motors police cars are hitting astronomical proportions
International Inquirer reporter Paco Tabasco, who is a close friend of gazillionaire Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, reports that sales of the brand new Tesla Police Car are hitting astronomical proportions. The new law enforcement vehicle is ou…
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