The reason why March Madness executives may ban Boston from hosting 2024 games
Sports Territory reporter Hiawatha Pamplona has dropped a bombshell: The NCAA Basketball Tournament Rules & Policy Committee is considering banning Boston from hosting any March Madness games in 2024. The committee's rationale? Well, it's a blend…
Read full storyBritney Spears reveals that she had a vagina tightening procedure done
Britney Spears has had two kids and she recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that some of her feminine body parts are not as nubile, perky, and frisky as they used to be. The 41-year-old singer, dancer, actress, marath…
Read full storyKing Charles says that the clock in the Big Ben Tower will need to be replaced
In a nod to the enduring legacy of London's cherished icon, King Charles has paid tribute to the city's beloved Big Ben tower, marking its completion on May 13, 1859. This iconic landmark, named the Elizabeth tower in 2012 to mark his late mother's d…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez hired to be the spokeswoman for Lady Godiva sports pantiliners
Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just informed her readers that J.Lo, who dances, sings, acts, and plays the air tuba, has just been signed by Womanhood Intimate Products to be the official face or rather crotch for their new pubi…
Read full storyGrandpa Joe mean to Kamala: Tells her to “Get the f*** out of here!”
Small wonder Kamala Harris is no where to be found. Rumors that she was stuffed and mounted next to Trigger have bounced around the Beltway for weeks. Now we know why she has been in the closet for the past two years, notwithstanding the efforts of…
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