Trump Has Just Named His 2024 Presidential Campaign Manager
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - After months of speculation, the man who was impeached twice and who lost reelection has finally named his presidential campaign manager. Donald J. "The Sexual Predator" Trump has named a member of the KKK from…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Reports That King Charles III, Has Hired A Famed London Prostitute To Be His Palatial Assistant
LONDON - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle has just learned from an unnamed, but reputable source that King Charles III, has just hired the infamous London prostitute, Maggie May Cobblekiss, to be his personal palace assistant. Miss…
Read full storyThe San Francisco City Council Votes Down The City's New Gay Slogan
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency writes that the S.F. City Council has voted down the city's new proposed gay slogan. Council Member Greggy Skywax, told WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx, who has a gay grandmother (maternal…
Read full storyIdaho State Troopers Catch Two Young Women Making Out In A Car and Immediately Ship Them To San Francisco
POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - A Pocatello's Eye Spectator News Channel 99 reporter reports that two Idaho state troopers caught two female residents engaging in a lesbionic act. The two women, one 28, and the other one 26, were spotted making…
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