Britney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - In a shocking turn of events, legendary crooner Tony Bennett, 96, and "Toxic" hitmaker Britney Spears, 41, are reportedly joining forces for an upcoming duet. The two music icons will be recording a song entitled "Hey…
Read full storyThe Anti-Trump 'Lock Him Up' Shirts Are Flying Off The Walmart Shelves
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Spoof Satire) - The demand for the ever-appropriate Donald Trump "Lock Him Up" shirts has been soaring, according to a recent report from the QuinniPinni Polling Group. Wally World, a major retailer of the shirt, has state…
Read full storyThe Kardashians Explain Why They Now Have a Taco Food Truck
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency's Mimosa Sabrosa sat down with the three Kardashian sisters to ask about their new food truck, which they have named The Kardashian's Tasty Tacos. Kim, the eldest and most voluptuous of the s…
Read full storyA nine-year-old kid got there before declassified jungle space agency papers reveal
Paris, France - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl named Sanna from Finland was not the first human on the moon, according to declassified Wiki-sneak Corporation secrets by founder Teixeira. Teixeira revealed that the Congo Pygmies landed on the moo…
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