World's Smallest Dog Sets New Speed Record For Passing Pizza Through Alimentary Canal
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pearl, a 2-year-old female chihuahua who lives in Orlando, Florida, is officially the world’s shortest living dog. Pearl is no ordinary handbag dog. She's so tiny, her owner can just slip her into her pocket. The two-year-old c…
Read full storyMarch Madness: Player and Cheerleader Caught Canoodling In a Walmart Parking Lot
ALBANY, New York - (Spoof Sports) - The Lighthouse Press News has just broken the story that had been swept under the rug, that a basketball player and a cheerleader, who both attend John Deere College in Nebraska were caught canoodling in the back s…
Read full storyA 7.9 Earthquake Hits Idaho and 13 Million Pounds of Potatoes End Up In Neighboring Wyoming
BOISE, Idaho - (Spoop News) - The Boise Idahoan Gazette Newspaper has just stated that the devastating 7.9 earthquake that hit the "Potato State," ended up causing 13 million pounds of spuds, to end up in neighboring Wyoming. Gov. Mark "Potato Pie…
Read full storyTaylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
The music world was rocked this week by an announcement that Taylor Swift’s cat is recording an album. The famous feline is already the subject of much media attention just for belonging to the world’s most popular pop star, of course. Still, few…
Read full storyJack The Ripper was a Knights Templar
He was British, but was he a killer? Under Religious laws of Christendom during the 1800 he may have been viewed as an innocent person by the church. "The Church of England never came out to condemn Jack's behavior," says historian Jason Welby.
Read full storyStormy Daniels Puts A Restraining Order On Donald Trump The Pu*sy Grabber
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Stormy Daniels has just stated that she has had it with the the Orange Whale with the puny, tiny, little toddler member (Donald "The Tweet Creep" Trump. The hot, sexy, blonde bombshell has had to place a restraining…
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