Clint Eastwood, AKA The King of The Spaghetti Westerns, Says "Hell On Wheels" Is His All-Time Favorite Western
CARMEL, California - (Spoof News) -The man who first became famous on the small TV screen on "Rawhide," Clint Eastwood recently told LaLaLand Daily writer Valerie Vistawood that his favorite all-time TV western is "Hell On Wheels," which stars Taylor…
Read full storyJesus Comes Back, Gets Shot in Mass Shooting
Jesus Christ came back to life this Easter, but in Kentucky! And shortly thereafter, lo, the Lord was shot during another mass shooting in America. Everywhere around the world, they’re coming to America! The Lord and Savior of Nothing was tryin…
Read full storyJesus Christ Releases a 2000-Year-Old Fart as He is Risen!
Easter Monday today saw Jesus Christ himself rise from the grave and release the longest theological fart in history … This of course happened in Israel, not Utah or wherever American evangelicals think Jesus was from. Bethlehem Palestine, not Bet…
Read full storyMacy’s Day Chinese Parade
Well, the Chinese sure do have balls, don’t they? They put their own cops in America, Britain and Canada and possibly other countries which aren’t talking right now. Then they send not one not two but a truckload of surveillance balloons over A…
Read full storyKim and Kourtney Kardashian Have Joined The Cast of The Very Popular Modern Day Western, "Yellowstone"
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - The Tinsel Town Celebrity News Agency has just informed the viewing public that two of the Kardashian sisters, Kim and Kourtney have agreed to join the cast of the very popular modern day western "Yellowstone," which stars…
Read full storyThe Wide Wide Wide Wide World of Sports (that’s 4 Times the Sports!)
The Wide Wide World of Sports is getting an upset again. Not since that sports figure you all know and love did that thing that pissed people off has there been so much outrage at … sports! That past time which can make or break an entire nation.
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Her Boyfriend Anson Mount, The Star of "Hell On Wheels" Purchase a Luxurious Villa In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that lovebirds Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and Anson "The Stud" Mount have just purchased a $3.7 million Spanish style villa in Mexico's resort paradise town of Cabo San Lucas. The Tay…
Read full storyA British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison
London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
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