Stormy Daniels is retiring from her job
The celebrity porn actress Stormy Daniels abruptly announced on Tuesday that she's retiring from the spotlight, sending the porn world into a meltdown. "The politics, the lies, and false narratives finally got me!" she wrote in her Instagram post…
Read full storyIf Convicted, Will Trump's W.H. Term Be Fraudulent Including Judicial Appointments?
If convicted, would Trump's four-year White House term be considered fraudulent? The entire four years would be stained and gotten through mischievous and illegal ways. All that airplane fuel used to fly Trump and his extended family back and fort…
Read full storyTrump Is Going Downhill Faster Than a Basketball Rolling Down a Volcano
MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - Tabloid Today writer Papaya Bamboo reports that she recently spoke with Trump's drug-loving son, Don "Dopey" Trump, and he informed her that his father is looking positively like shit. "Dopey" said his dad has lost 91%…
Read full storyThe High School Pitcher That Throws The Ball 107 MPH Has Been Signed By The Houston Astros
HOUSTON - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti says that a phenomenal 16-year-old freshman pitcher from Texas has just been signed by the world champion Houston Astros. Elroy "The Laser" Farragut, who pitches for The Sandy Koufax Hi…
Read full storyAfter Erling Haaland Injury, Prem Teams Surprised Gap Not Closing With Man City
Manchester, England – It’s another day and another dollar (or .81 pound sterling conversion rate for today’s market, if you want to get technical) victory for the home team Man City (if you’re actually in Manchester in the UK right now) over a lesser…
Read full storyPresident Biden Will Visit Mexico Because They Have More Oil Than Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, and Alaska Combined
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden is set to visit Mexico to explore purchasing a large amount of oil. Geologists have recently discovered new oil deposits in the states o…
Read full storyKansas Bans Use of The Word Bitch In All of Its Pole Dancing Lounges
WICHITA, Kansas - (Spoof News) - The state that is known for the best sorghum muffins in the country has announced that effective at 12:01 am tomorrow, the use of the word "Bitch" in the state's pole dancing lounges will not be allowed. The Kansas…
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