Man telling everyone about the time he met the Queen
Following the sad news about the death of the Queen, famed bachelor Brian Asshtat has been telling everyone about the time he met her in the summer of 1973. Post Office Manager Alice said 'Usually when Brian comes in, he just asks for a book of st…
Read full storyMcDonalds Announces That To Honor Queen Elizabeth They Are Adding The McQueenburger To Their Food Menu
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The powers that be at the McDonalds Corp. have just announced that they will be adding a new food item; The McQueenburger to honor one of the greatest monarchs in recent history, Queen Elizabeth. The new bur…
Read full storyThe United States Government Is Warning Its Citizens Not To Refill Plastic Water Bottles
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The World Health Federation (WHF) has issued a warning to the citizens of the United States regarding drinking water bottles that were manufactured in a plant in Kalamazoo, Michigan. An article which appeared in The Detro…
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