Queen Elizabeth Left £75,000 To Her Old Ballroom Dancing Instructor Len Goodman
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just informed the UK public that his mum, Queen Elizabeth bequeathed £75,000 [$84,900 US] to her former ballroom dancing instructor Len Goodman. A Buckingham Palace employee noted that the queen reall…
Read full storyMelania Trump and Her NBA Boyfriend LeBron James Are Vacationing Down In Cancun, Mexico
CANCUN, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's national news agency Las Maracas, reporter Tostada Del Toro, is reporting that "Lovebirds," Melania Trump, 52, and her much younger boyfriend, L.A. Lakers super star LeBron James,37, are having a ball down in…
Read full storyLiz Truss Has Just Been Named The Prettiest and The Sexiest Prime Minister By The Swiss Government
ZURICH, Switizerland - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Liz Truss is beaming with womanly pride as she has just learned that she has been named "The Prettiest and Sexiest Prime Minister In The Entire World," by the government of Switizerland. The 47…
Read full storyThe Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assaut of Jan. 6 Has Just Subpoenaed Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Watchdog News Agency reporter Dylan Fresco, has just reported that Donald "Pinocchio" Trump has been told that he is being subpoenaed to attend a hearing so that he (the "Evil Liar") can present his story of the sto…
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