TiKTok To Introduce It's New Adult TikTok
LOS ANGELES - (US Satire) -TikTok is a video hosting service that hosts a variety of short form user videos. The Chinese entity is owned by a corporation known as Fortune Cookie Cutter Inc. Most of the videos are PG-13 rated and include videos…
Read full storyAn African Midget Monkey In Zimbabwe Can Speak Four Languages
CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - (Magazine) - A reporter with BuzzFuzz (Zimbabwe) has just located a Shinatacki African Midget Monkey that amazingly can speak four languages (fluently) including Zimbabwean, Yiddish, Swedish, and Greek. The monkey was found…
Read full storyPresident Biden Puts The Entire Blame For Hurricane Ian On "Don the Con" Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden makes no bones about who is to blame for the wrath and destruction that was caused by Hurricane Ian. According to April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review, Ian was caused by the fact that the Trumpt…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Entire Collection of Petula Clark Albums To Simon Cowell
LONDON - (Satire News) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck has just learned from an inside source at Buckingham Palace, that her majesty bequeathed her entire Petula Clark album collection to Simon Cowell. Buck said that two of Queen Elizabeth…
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