Good News, Due to Global Warming All the Ball Freezing Cold Places Will be Warm
This is Dr. Futuro from Birmingham doing my Pod - cast from inside my specially built Pod. It had Hi-Fi, Wi-Fi and Holographic Tri-fi (a recent invention of mine). I just got my first tattoo - Einstein's E=mc2 on my right buttock. I never go…
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China and Russia have been in communication with Trump the entire time he has been NOT a president. But they’re just waiting … Trump has promised both nations that he will sell pieces of America to them, let them introduce their companies into the Am…
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Trump insiders have released preliminary schemata about what happens if or when Trump becomes America’s true Hitler. There must be a test determining who is for and who against Trump, since Democrats can often look just like Republicans, and even…
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HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez, aka Jenny on The Block, is thrilled to announce that she recently signed a huge multi-million dollar contract with Victoria's Secret. J.Lo, who is the female part of the power couple, "Bennifer" along wi…
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Once upon a time in a not so far off Kingdom that was not United, the new ruler, one Risky Balsak found himself up to his bhaji’s in economic chaos having inherited the ‘musical’ seat of power after the music had stopped! The previous incumbent an…
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I am at Victoria Station talking to Stefan from Albania. He and friends were dumped here as a government - hotels was overcrowded. He has no jacket and is just wandering around in the cold - (your government at work). I gave him money for clothe…
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