Will Speaker Nancy Pelosi Resign?
To begin with, Nancy Pelosi is the same age as the Golden Gate Bridge, and no one plans to retire the Golden Gate Bridge. But, like the Bridge, Pelosi is solid. Just because Donald Trump can't stand any woman pointing her finger at him and telling hi…
Read full storyThe First Fried Fish Eaten by Ancestors was 780,000 Years Ago - Chips Came Later
About 780, 000 years ago in northern Israel - near the Jordan River there was a really ancient Lake with Carp - said a spokesman for the Israel Museum. Israeli Archaeologists now have all kinds of Fish Fossils from this site and deduced that som…
Read full storyMelania Trump Finally Discloses Why She Is Divorcing Her Predatorial Racist Husband
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - After months and months of rampant speculation, the wife of the former fucked up "Golfer-in-Chief" (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) has disclosed why she decided to divorce the "Trumpturd." Melania told Anderson…
Read full storySee the Clever Condom Skit On the New Trump Network
Have you seen the Condom Skit on the New Trump Network? They made it look like an ad. Imitating Saturday Night Live - obviously. Trump is Mad at being dumped by Rupert Murdoch - so took 100 million Dollars of political donations and is starti…
Read full storyVandals Break Into Buckingham Palace and Make Off With 18 Boxes of Frozen Crumpets
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote has informed the Brit network that overnight thieves broke into "Buck House," and made off with 18 boxes of Sherwood Forest Brand Crumpets. Foote s…
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