President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…
Read full storyBoris Johnson comes up with 6 point plan to defeat Putin
This morning, Prime Minister Boris Johnson published his 6 point plan to help Ukraine win their fight against Vladimir Putin. The plan will be carried out by Johnson personally: 1. Ask Boris's Russian chums to keep quiet about funding the Tori…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Will Be Selling GOP Panties With All The Profits Going To Pay For Trump’s Legal Defense
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Hearsay Today News Agency has reported that the Trumptard’s lawyer fees have already exceeded $8 million. Reporter Abby Yukon noted that the avowed racist is used to stiffing any and all attorneys, constructi…
Read full storyThree Plane Loads of Ukrainian Refugees Are Headed To Iowa
WATERLOO, Iowa – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Ukraine state that tens of thousands of it’s citizens are leaving the country post-haste due to the Russian invasion, as well as the spider monkey infestation. One report stated that three pla…
Read full storyAnother "Grate" Shakespeare Pun
In William Shakespeare's England, the beauty of the countryside was enhanced by a particular variety of oak tree that grew near Stratford on Avon. They are gone now, having fallen victim to the oak tree borer. The little bugs are deadly to some sp…
Read full storyBBC's Rageh Omaar has spent 88 per cent of his life on battle zone rooftops, study reveals
A recent study of the journalistic career of the award-winning BBC war correspondent, Rageh Omaar, has revealed that he has spent more than three-quarters of his entire life, broadcasting from flat rooftops in various trouble spots around the world.
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