Things That Will Smith Has Publicly Smacked Me Upside The Head For
Mentioning to him that if he didn’t start taking more showers that he would be better known as the “Rank Prince Of Bel-Air”. That I wished someone would stuff him back in that Aladdin bottle so I didn’t have to listen to him jabber anymore. Whe…
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Read full storyThe FBI Is Conducting a Thorough Investigation Into The Terroristic Antics of Will Smith
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LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…
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While Attorney General Merrick Garland was recently certified alive and well, Donald Trump used another avenue to slow and distract from his involvement in the January 6 insurrection attempt. Trump tried to overthrow a legitimate democratic election,…
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