A Republican Woman Is Caught Wearing Rainbow Panties
KISSIMMEE, Florida – (Satire News) – A recent Quinnipinni Poll showed that 98.3% of all Republicans are anti-gay and anti-lesbian. Of course many will deny it since some, strangely enough, now have some member of their family, who bats for the oth…
Read full storyBrave Poltician calling Putin names online
Brave politician Michael Made-up, Chutney on the Fritz's leading independent MP has called President Putin names online. 'Call me controversial, but Vladimir Putin is being a bit of a Silly Sausage, isn't he?' tweeted Made-up to his three follower…
Read full storySwitzerland Has Just Become The Cocaine Capital of Europe
BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Land of Swiss Cocoa confirm that the tiny neutral country has hit the big time regarding drugs. The Swiss Department of Hard Core Drugs is reporting that the largest drug cartel in G…
Read full storyMy hatred for dithering old lady in post office exceeded that of Achilles towards Hector, says local man
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has told a local newspaper that the naked and unfettered hatred he felt towards an elderly lady who kept him waiting in line at the post office exceeded the burning loathing that the Ancient Greek hero, Achilles, felt to…
Read full storyPutin Now Realizes That He Messed Up Big Time By Invading Ukraine
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has just reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin told one of his closest aides that he knows he fucked up bad by launching an attack on Ukraine. He even admitted that two hours before he ordered t…
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