“For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”
Big so what? Everyone in the world recognizes Vladimir Putin is killing innocent people, destroying homes, cities, cutting off water supplies, bombing hospitals, turning a landscape to ashes. Get real, folks. Stop your nervous Nellie antics. Whit…
Read full storyKansas City Chiefs Quarterback Patrick Mahomes Addresses The Trade Rumors
KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette was the first sports publication to reveal that the Kansas City Chiefs powers-that-be have been shopping their super star QB (Patrick Mahomes) to several other NFL teams. SBG senior writer Zor…
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Punk Rocker Lee Fishcake, is asking a young man what that noise is. Fishcake, a man in his seventies who stuck it to the man in the 1970s with his rebellious ways, safety pin habit, and three career-killing facial tattoos asked ‘What the **** is t…
Read full storyCouple on Blind Date discussing blinds
Although they met only half an hour ago in a local pub, forty-somethings Shane Worthington and Felicity Wotsit have spent the past ten minutes discussing blinds. Felicity, 42, and Shane 47 were set up by mutual acquaintance Mavis Davis and met up…
Read full storyNewsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop
Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…
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