Putin vows to protect vodka drinkers around the world
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his intention Monday "to punish every country on earth which makes it difficult to drink Russian vodka" following news that retailers around the world had pulled the spirits from their shelves as part of an…
Read full storyPutin’s Nuclear Arsenal Put On High Alert
What? Putin puts nuclear weapons on high alert. Why? Because Putin complains, people in the west are telling lies about him. Is that guy still in grammar school? Put, Put, Putin don't cry. Besides sounding like a school kid, Putin looks m…
Read full storyCoca-Cola Has Just Hired The Cutest Spokes Animal Ever
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) - National companies and corporations are always looking for the next spokesperson or spokes animal to come along and help capture the food or drink market. Years ago, Wendy’s had their famous elderly “Where’s th…
Read full storyPresident Biden Plans to Invade Russia Sometime In The Summer
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire World) – A reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine recently sat down with President Biden at the White House swimming pool. Reporter Savannah Bamboo, older sister of Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo, had an extensive c…
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