Putin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion
President Vladimir Putin’s recent decision to force himself on Ukraine may in part be due to a rumored case of impotence. Western intelligence officials have speculated that as a way to compensate for his debilitating condition Putin has thrust his c…
Read full storyThe Plane Shortage In Detroit Is Causing Some Embarrassing Delays
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport has had a large amounts of delays due in part to the jet plane shortage, as well as the jet fuel shortage. Detroit Metro Airport spokesperson Jessica F. Wackowitz, 42, stated…
Read full storyMan thrown out of swimming pool after beard soaks up all the water
A man was asked to leave Spodbury Leisure Centre today after reducing the water level by six inches in five minutes with his ridiculous beard and four-inch long back hair. As he left the poolside, builder ZeeZee Topp, 27, said, "This is discrimina…
Read full storyMohican Chief Buffalo Belly, Who Wrestles Under The Name “The Last of The Mohican’s," Is The New Wrestling Champion
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The American Wrestling Federation has just reported that the new wrestling champ of America is 31-year-old Chief Buffalo Belly, who uses the wrestling name “The Last of The Mohicans.” The chief beat the very popluar…
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