Remember Trump University? Trump's At It Again
Remember Trump University? A University named after the same guy who didn't know the correct spelling or different use of the homonym hear or here? Big hint. The word with ear is to hear. Got it? Trump didn't. It probably still doesn't.
Read full storyMardi Gras For Yankees
As a former New Orleans resident I wish to inform you readers in the northernmost part of this country (and I’ll throw you Canadians reading this into this mixture too) that Mardi Gras works well for people in Louisiana who wouldn’t know what snow is…
Read full storyEight Million More Members of Trump’s Base Abandon Him Saying He Is Nothing More Than A Lying Scumbag SOB
JACKSONVILLE, Florida – (Satire News) – It seems like with each new sunrise, the Trumptard’s life gets worse and worse as more anti-Trump news hits the obligatory shit fan. The latest from the Land of Fucked Up Trump says that 8 million more of hi…
Read full storyThe Cuban Woman Who Received A Uvula From a Flamingo Says The Surgery Was a Success
HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s Las Nuevas News Agency has reported that the woman who had a flamingo uvula transplant surgery back in October of 2021, says she came through with flying colors (no pun intended). Ramona De La Mamamona, 77, a…
Read full storyThe Supremes: Why Kamala Harris Got Flushed
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors around the Beltway are replete with questions regarding why Vice-President Kamala Harris’ name is not being included among those being mentioned as possible nominees to fill Associate Justice Breyer’s place on the Supreme Co…
Read full storyNew Jersey Has Just Banned The Modern-Day Practice of Taking Photos of Your Food With Your iPhone and Sending Them To Others
TRENTON, New Jersey – (Satire News) - The New Jersey state legislature has just passed Food Photo Bill 9011-FP. The bill passed by a margin of 81 to 19. Senator Gilliano Pintalino, 61, [R- Passaic] authored the bill, which now makes it illegal fo…
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