Ohio Passes Controversial Gun Rights Law for Schoolchildren
Ohio’s General Assembly is finally dealing with its discriminatory gun laws. Senator Bob Smith of Ass Backwards County sponsored a new law that extends gun rights to school children. According to Senator Smith a school group in his county petitio…
Read full storyArizona Is Considering Selling The Grand Canyon To China
PHOENIX - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that a group of investors from Shanghai, China, are interested in purchasing the Grand Canyon. The Group, which calls itself, Fortune Cookie, Inc., has made Gov. Doug D…
Read full storyThe Texas Ranger Foil A Plot To Kidnap Texas Governor Greg Abbott
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The state's law enforcement agency has just thwarted a plot that would have had the most hated governor in the history of hateful governors kidnapped. Texas Rangers spokesperson Nanette Peggy Tullavinny, 42, reported that…
Read full storyThe California State Senate Votes To Keep Trump Off The Presidential Ballot In 2024
SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - After a spirited debate the state senate has voted 291-7 to keep Trump's name off the 2024 presidential election. Sen. Tammy P. Potmeister, 72, [D-Oxnard] perhaps said it best, when she told Boom Boom News…
Read full storyHow Trump Groomed Florida Gov. DeSantis
A leaked video selfie from the Trump Presidential Compound at Mar-a-Lago reveals how much pain Donald John Trump feels over his complex and evolving relationship with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. He details every step of their political alliance in the…
Read full storyThe LPGA's Transgender Golfer Is Now The Spokeswoman For Joan-of-Arc Glow-in-The-Dark Pantiliners
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - LPGA golfer Margie Muskatelli, has quickly become one of the world's most famous transgendered athletes. Musky, as sports reporters have pegged her, says that she is excited to have been chosen to be the new spoke…
Read full storyEvery Psychiatrist In America Says Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump's Constant Kissing On The Mouth Is Bordering On Incest
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of psychiatry is a very synchronized photosynthetic arena. Recently a group of 4,000 psychiatrists met in the Windy City and focused on the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, D.C. (The Trum…
Read full storyHotline Between Biden And Putin Not Smoking
BILLINGSGATE POST: On August 30, 1963, John F. Kennedy became the first U.S. president to have a direct phone line to the Kremlin in Moscow. The “hotline” was designed to facilitate communication between the president and Soviet premier so that one…
Read full storyLocal man embarked on killing spree following 'comfortable trousers' letdown
A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London went on a murderous killing spree after a pair of trousers he'd ordered from a catalogue purporting to be, 'The most comfortable trousers you will ever buy' failed to live up to the claim. After tr…
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