Will "The Bitter Pill" Smith's Troubles Are Just Beginning!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Will "The Ambusher" Smith does not realize it - but his fucking troubles are only beginning. As Daily Dirt writer Stormy Coin noted, the "Bad Boy" has quickly found out that 99.3% of America and 98.7% of the United…
Read full storyIdaho Is Shipping 37 Tons of Potatoes To The People of Ukraine
POCTELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Writer April Jiggle, with The Scuttlebutt Review has just stated that Idaho, in a gesture of goodwill towards the people of Ukraine, will be sending the country that is being assaulted by Putin's Will Smith bullyesqu…
Read full storyI’ve been a sub-dom non-tax paying UK citizen for thirty years, says Jacob Rees-Mogg
Following on from the furore surrounding Chancellor Rishi Sunak’s wife’s non-dom tax avoidance status, The Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has told a newspaper that he’s been a non-tax-paying practitioner of a deviant sexual practice…
Read full storyThe Sexy, Sultry, Elizabeth Hurley Has Her G-Spot Enhanced
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the world's sexiest, prettiest, and most lascivious women is Elizabeth Hurley. The Vox Populi News Agency has just named the sultry Brit Actress 2022s Miss Bikini Swimsuit. The 56-year-old actress beat ou…
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